When a girl is quiet, |
Pain is the only thing I grew up with... Nothing else can replace the pain in heart with happiness
Monday, July 26, 2010
Girls and Guys
Friday, July 16, 2010
Funniest joke
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'
"A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad."
"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?"
"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
"I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache."
Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
In Bill Gates' book, Business @ The Speed of Thought, he lays out 11
rules that students do not learn in high school or college, but should.
He argues that our feel-good, politically correct teachings have created a generation of kids with no concept of reality who are set up for failure in the real world.
RULE 1 - Life is not fair; get used to it.
RULE 2 - The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will
expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
RULE 3 - You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of
high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.
RULE 4 - If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
RULE 5 - Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.
RULE 6 - If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
RULE 7 - Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room.
RULE 8 - Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
RULE 9 - Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off
and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do
that on your own time.
RULE 10 - Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have
to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
RULE 11 - Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Answering Service At The Mental Institute
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.
If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?He got stuck in Orbit!
Sunday, June 13, 2010
TDC 12
Taking us where we have been and will go,
Pieces of life that live on and will never die
Let us forget those sad memories stayed in our life
Sometimes I wander back into those shadows,
Quietly being who I used to be,
Bringing to life all the joys and the sorrows,
Days that can’t die while they still live in me.
Holidays linger and happy times glisten;
I can see everyone active and well.
I can still hear them if only I listen,
Feeling each motion and breathing each smell.
Life has such treasures that time’s always stealing;
Nothing can ever entirely stay.
While you are young, you can capture each feeling;
Make all the memories you can every day.
TDC memories we will never forget,
Happy memories will never end.
sad memories give us an advice,
never repeat the same thing twice.
TDC rocks in any way,
I will repeat the same fun each day.
At TDC every1 can b themself,
no need a mask to cr8 another of themself.
I understand the noble truth of dharma,
the teaching of the buddha.
advice from the sangha,
learning enlightenment and experience nibbana.
"Sadhu,Sadhu,Sadhu"
may u b will and happy always
and free from all suffering
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
What A Girl Really Wants
Monday, May 3, 2010
Night And Day


I miss your eyes and tender smile
I miss your gentle touch and away
As much as I miss night and day
Emotions deep and painful past
And through it all I thought we'd last
Yet here I am in trembling fright
Oblivion, no day, no night
I miss those days with skies of blue
I miss those nights alone with you
You'd calm my fears and mend my heart
When day and night you would start
So many times you'd let me know
That I was safe when night's winds blow
With morning's brightness in your eyes
You start the day with clear blue skies
At night you'd dim the lights down low
And set loves passionate fire aglow
When morning's sunlight filled the room
Your waking kiss, my heart would swoon
And so it was you'd start the day
Until the nighttime came to play
If my Kristina went away
Oh, who will start the night and day?
Robert Louis Stevenson
| When the golden day is done, Through the closing portal, Child and garden, Flower and sun, Vanish all things mortal. As the blinding shadows fall As the rays diminish, Under evening's cloak they all Roll away and vanish. Garden darkened, daisy shut, Child in bed, they slumber-- Glow-worm in the hallway rut, Mice among the lumber. In the darkness houses shine, Parents move the candles; Till on all the night divine Turns the bedroom handles. Till at last the day begins In the east a-breaking, In the hedges and the whins Sleeping birds a-waking. In the darkness shapes of things, Houses, trees and hedges, Clearer grow; and sparrow's wings Beat on window ledges. These shall wake the yawning maid; She the door shall open-- Finding dew on garden glade And the morning broken. There my garden grows again Green and rosy painted, As at eve behind the pane From my eyes it fainted. Just as it was shut away, Toy-like, in the even, Here I see it glow with day Under glowing heaven. Every path and every plot, Every blush of roses, Every blue forget-me-not Where the dew reposes, "Up!" they cry, "the day is come On the smiling valleys: We have beat the morning drum; Playmate, join your allies!" |
Sometimes
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Iron man 2
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OMG Iron man 2 rocks and Cool
Ip man 2



i went with my gal Hooi Fan we go and c Ip man 2 at 1st of may ^^cool man Ip man 2 is so nice and funny
Friday, April 30, 2010



poems
You Were There
when tears fell from my eyes
you were there to brush them away
when I was lost in confusion
you were there to say that everything would be okay
when I stood before you falling apart
you were there to lend your heart
when I felt like no one could understand
you were there to take my hand
when no one else was left to care
you were there
Poems
I’m so sorry
this one friend was always with us
he saved me in more ways than one
he made me smile when everything was wrong
then one day I screwed it all up
that day at the derby I think he heard me
I spoke from my heart as I was falling apart
as I pressed send I should have known it would end
I should have hit delete; then I wouldn't weep
I cried all the way home; I felt all alone
I want to tell him now
he's the only one my dad would allow
to talk to me at midnight
to see me in the daylight
does he realize
that in my eyes
there are tears from the many fears
of losing him forever?
If I said I was sorry would this friend of mine let me know in some way that he forgives me? If not I completely understand I screwed up the one and only friendship that I NEVER wanted to lose.
I'm Sorry!
this poem is all about tell sorry to 1 of my friend name suri last time I'm a bit to annoying tats y course so many trouble but now I'd change
To all friends
English
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you...
happy birthday to you
chinese
祝生日快乐,
祝生日快乐,
祝生日快乐…
祝生日快乐
malay
selamat hari jadi,
selamat hari jadi,
selamat hari jadi...
selamat hari jadi
Arabic
[هبّي بيرثدي] إلى أنت,
[هبّي بيرثدي] إلى أنت,
[هبّي بيرثدي] إلى أنت…
[هبّي بيرثدي] إلى أنت
bulgarian
Честит рожден ден да ви,
Честит рожден ден да ви
Честит рожден ден,
Честит рожден ден да ви ... да ви
Czech
Šťastné narozeniny ,
šťastné narozeniny ,
Šťastné narozky . . .
všechno nejlepší k narozeninám
Danish( not ppl but language)
Tillykke med fødselsdagen til dem,
tillykke med fødselsdagen til dem,
tillykke med fødselsdagen dem ...
tillykke med fødselsdagen til dem
Dutch
gelukkige verjaardag aan u,
gelukkige verjaardag aan u,
gelukkige verjaardag aan u…
gelukkige verjaardag aan u
Farsi
شاد به مناسبت سالگرد تولد شما,
شاد به مناسبت سالگرد تولد شما,
شاد به مناسبت سالگرد تولد خواهد بود.
شاد به مناسبت سالگرد تولد شما
finnish
hyvää syntymäpäivää teille
hyvää syntymäpäivää teille,
teille hyvää syntymäpäivää...
teille hyvää syntymäpäivää
French
joyeux anniversaire,
joyeux anniversaire,
joyeux anniversaire…
joyeux anniversaire
Cantonese
恭祝你福壽與天齊
慶賀你生辰快樂
年年都有今日 歲歲都有今朝
恭喜你 恭喜你
German
alles Gute zum Geburtstag
alles Gute zum Geburtstag
alles Gute zum Geburtstag…
alles Gute zum Geburtstag
Greek
χρόνια πολλά,
χρόνια πολλά,
… χρόνια πολλά
χρόνια πολλά
Hausa
Faranta wa duniya,
faranta wa duniya,
faranta wa duniya da ...
murna cika shekara da
Hebrew
יום הולדת שמח לכם,
יום הולדת שמח לכם,
יום הולדת שמח לכם ...
יום הולדת שמח לכם
Hindi
खुशी जन्मदिन पर आप को
खुश करने के लिए जन्मदिन पर आप,
सुखी जन्मदिन है ... आप
से आप खुश जन्मदिन
Hungarian
Boldog születésnap nektek,
boldog születésnap nektek,
boldog születésnap, te...
boldog születésnap, te
Italian
buon compleanno,
buon compleanno,
buon compleanno…
buon compleanno
Japanese
誕生日おめでとう、
誕生日おめでとう、
誕生日おめでとう…
誕生日おめでとう
Korean
생일 축하 합니다,
생일 축하 합니다,
생일 축하 합니다…
생일 축하 합니다
Norwegian
Lykkelige fødselsdag til deg,
lykkelige fødselsdag til deg,
lykkelige fødselsdag til deg ...
lykksalig fødselsdag til deg
Pashto
زېږ كاليزې خوشحاله، تاسو ته
زېږ كاليزې، تاسو ته
ستاسو د زېږېدنې ...
خوشحاله زېږ كاليزه تاسو ته
Polish
Życzenia urodzinowe dla was,
Zyczenia urodzinowe do was,
aby was Zyczenia urodzinowe
Zyczenia urodzinowe do was...
Portuguese
feliz aniversário,
feliz aniversário,
feliz aniversário…
feliz aniversário
Romanian
La multi ani.,
fericit ziua de nastere la tine,
la multi ani. ...
la multi ani.
Russian
c днем рожденья,
c днем рожденья,
c днем рожденья…
c днем рожденья
Serbian
Srećan rođendan da vam
srećan rođendan da vam
srećan rođendan za Vas ...
Srećan rođendan da vas
Spanish
feliz cumpleaños,
feliz cumpleaños,
feliz cumpleaños…
feliz cumpleaños
swedish
lycklig födelsedag till dig,
lycklig födelsedag till dig,
lycklig födelsedag till dig…,
lycklig födelsedag till dig
Thai
สุขสันต์วันเกิดกับคุณ
สุขสันต์วันเกิดกับคุณ
สุขสันต์วันเกิดกับคุณ...
สุขสันต์วันเกิดกับคุณ
Turkish
Doğum memnun,
doğum memnun,
doğum memnun size ...
Doğum mutlu size
Urdu
سالگرہ سے اپ کو,
اپ سالگرہ
سالگرہ, اپ
کو اپ ,,,,سالگرہ